Say hi to rags

ME: Magkano bili mo sa headband mo?
ROXANNE: Tsk, di ko maalala eh..
ME: eh san mo binili?
ROXANNE: ah binili ko toh sa VENTE.

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HANNAH: Second Most Progressive Country dati ang Philippines
ME: Onga
HANNAH: Yah...
ME: Ngayon kapantay na natin ang Burma
HANNAH: Where is that?
ME: Somewhere poor..

We might sometimes lack brains and MONEY (well, most of the time ) but trust me, we are resourceful and creative.